i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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