But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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