quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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