My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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