ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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