my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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