i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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