he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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