Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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