I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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