ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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