well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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