You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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