We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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