you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I need a beard to bite.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Randomize
