If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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