i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
The power of my boobs compel you
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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