i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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