Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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