I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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