I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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