I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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