how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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