he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
My penis needs a shock collar
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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