Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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