how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
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