One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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