Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
this boner is exhausting
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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