Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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