real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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