I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Randomize
