He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
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