Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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