I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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