so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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