btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'm both gender and math confused
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