I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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