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(847): View more from Illinois

I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?

(773): View more from Illinois

Too tired to pretend that I care : (

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(972): View more from Texas

90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina

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(973): View more from New Jersey

hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom

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(925): View more from California

The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves

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(425): View more from Washington

Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.

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(585): View more from New York

Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.

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(231): View more from Michigan

he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa

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