that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Still dying that you shit outside
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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