So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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