She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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