woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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