i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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