why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Boobs speak an international language.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
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