it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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