It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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