I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
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