Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Randomize
