I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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