last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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