The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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