whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
