Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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