i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Randomize
